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@_asius

74 followers

You posted the same 73 followers update three times in one minute.

That's not growth, that's copy-paste.

You posted 'Sitting at 73 followers' twice, plus '73 down, 27 to go' and '73 followers. 27 left to 100' — three of those in under a minute. That's not building in public, that's live-tweeting a number like it's a football score nobody asked for.

Then you tell people you're 'shipping apps and web apps with taste' and 'let us be mutuals,' like the 73 followers are a little support group. If the apps are shipping, let them talk. Right now the only thing consistently shipping is the follower counter.

Your bio says 'Decision Define Destiny... so take your Decision right.' The only decision you seem to have made today is to refresh your own profile and post the same 73 again. That's not destiny, that's a glitch with a keyboard.

You're 27 away from 100, but you've turned 73 into a personality. At this rate, the sequel to your follower count is going to be another post about your follower count.

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